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My crazy life and why I’ll probably be single by the end of the month.
ACL ended two days ago and I’m still paying for it. Not only financially, but my body is seriously pissed. I can’t eat anything. My body rejects everything I put into it, even water. Last night I...
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How I found out I’m turning into a man. Oh, and Michael Fassbender’s wiener.
Now I don’t want to alert anyone, but I must confide in you that I’ve become aware of the fact that it is very likely that I am slowing morphing into a man. I haven’t noticed any obvious changes… yet....
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Tis the season for singing in public! Also, I’m back!
Hi everyone! I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I know I did! I got to spend a wonderful day at home with my family, and there was absolutely no drama! I even brought my boyfriend home with...
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Happy in Twenty-One-Three
Whoooo-weeee! It’s now officially the year two-thousand and thirteen, and although we don’t yet have flying cars, hover boards, or private transporter beams that take me to the bathroom when I’m too...
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Fantasize not Catastrophize
Ever since I was an adolescent, I’ve held on to this weird idea that if I play things out in my brain, they’ll never come true. Whenever I’ve had crushes on boys, or really wanted a job-I wouldn’t...
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The Breaking Dad/Dave Foley/Big Foot-Cheer You Up Edition
I woke up feeling happy. Then I took two steps outside into the bitter cold and my mood, like the weather, fell about 20 degrees. My last day of running the radio board went smoothly, but still I can’t...
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Adventures in a strip-club…
Saturday night, I planned to meet up for dinner for a friend’s birthday, then to head to see my comedy troupe perform. (I took a slight break from performing due to mental illness being too busy, but...
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Sick ramblings and testing my comfort zone (K1 Speed)
I started this week out with a sense of vigor that I haven’t felt in months. I felt happier. I felt revitalized. I had more energy. Getting off of the couch to walk to the bathroom no longer required...
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The really gross thing I did in my car…
Hi! How are you? How is your face? I miss you!!! Me? I’m super busy this week. I’ve been attempting to give this little thing called “Time Management” a try, and this week-between getting back involved...
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My boyfriend John Cusack and the telepathic orgasms
It’s come to my attention lately that I am a HORRIBLE girlfriend. It’s been months since I’ve given my “boyfriend” an ounce of attention. I haven’t written him any long love letters filled with quotes...
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Austin Bucket List: Krause Springs
Shortly after I moved to Austin, I realized that every time I mentioned that I was new in town, the person I was talking to immediately followed with “Oh my gosh you have to check out” followed by a...
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Today I learned about twirking and random boners. AND YOU CAN LISTEN!
My good pals CJ, Chuy and I have been planning epic creative endeavors for nearly a year now. For months, we met every Saturday to write sketches that were going to get us jobs on SNL. We were going to...
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My New Disorder.
You guys? Something fishy is going on with my body, and it’s really starting to scare me. And no, I’m not talking about the two tumors that suddenly appeared last week on my bicep, although I am...
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What I’ve learned in 61 Days of Sobriety…
For many of you out there, the summer-by terms of vacation-has come to an end. I know because I’ve seen all of your children’s back to school pictures on facebook. For me, this time of year just means...
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Letting Loose and Letting Go
Wow guys, thanks so much for all of your amazing feedback last week. I always hesitate before putting personal things on the interwebs, but it really makes me feel good to know that some of you out...
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Happy Little Trees (Just Call Me Bob Ross)
I’ve never considered myself much of an artist. Creative? Perhaps. A lover of the arts? Undoubtedly. Talented (in terms of being able to use my hands to create)? Notsomuch. I’m fairly sure my lack in...
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My Stupid Mistake…
I need your guys opinion on something. For a week now, I’ve been feeling extreme guilt. And I know, at least partially, the feeling is warranted. You see last week, I made the horrible mistake of...
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Why I Am Considering Giving My Dog Up For Charity…
You probably know by know that I recently acquired a furry little ten-pound mutt. All in all, she’s brought a lot of joy to my life over the last few months. STEVIE STICKS LOVES BUBBLES!!! She snuggles...
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Good Tidings to You and Your Ken
I’ve finally finished all of my shopping; wrapped all of the presents (to the best of my ability;) and successfully watched Serendipity, The Truman Show, The Jerk, Zoolander and Stardust- just a few...
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Guadalupe Mountain National Park: Video Diaries
Last June, Matt and I accidentally stumbled upon Guadalupe Mountain National Park after we visited Carlsbad Caverns and needed a place to sleep. Originally, we were planning on staying in a KOA-but...
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